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by Dear Women,
1. When we say you're pretty, please don't say "bola" immediately. In case you haven't noticed, we don't usually say it to anyone. Obviously, when we say you're pretty, it's either we really mean it, or we have a thing for you (I don't know if it's both or either). And besides, who in God's creation (or in the right mind) would say you're ugly (and in your face). Aside from the harsh words, we'd get a free kick.
2. When we ask you when's your free day, please, wag nyo naman kaming barahin. Haha. Because that question would always be followed with the "can I ask you out on a date?" So we would really be devastated when you guys would reject us before we can actually ask you out.
3. If you ever notice us following you around while saying "hi" like 30 or 40 times a day, please don't act like you guys don't have a clue. Especially, when we say probably the most embarrassing thing a guy would say..."Uh, hey, can I bring your stuff?" And, when we go out on a date, please don't give ask us, "ano na ba tayo?" Damn, you're giving us the heebie-jeebies. Calm down, we'll say it in time.
4. By the time you realize that we do like you, please for Pete's sake, wag nyo namang ikuwento lagi ang mg exes nyo. It hurts! (Naks). Unless you talk about him being chased by dogs. For sure, we'd laugh with you. Honest!
5. Just a lil favor. When you see guys with rugged and/or classy good looks, please don't call our attention just to say, "ang cute nya no?" Just 3 words, WE ARE GUYS. Di kami kinikilig dyan sa mga crushes nyo. Haha. And when we give comments like, "my grandpop's cuter than him," you'd be mad. So, WTH right?
6. This one's quite the fox. When we go out, of course we'd be the ones paying, so please be conscious of your diet, so we can be conscious of our pockets. If we go out everyday and you'd notice us buying JUST Chippy and water, please KKB na tayo. Haha. But of course, we're just kidding.
Love,
Thebastards called MEN.
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1. When we say you're pretty, please don't say "bola" immediately. In case you haven't noticed, we don't usually say it to anyone. Obviously, when we say you're pretty, it's either we really mean it, or we have a thing for you (I don't know if it's both or either). And besides, who in God's creation (or in the right mind) would say you're ugly (and in your face). Aside from the harsh words, we'd get a free kick.
2. When we ask you when's your free day, please, wag nyo naman kaming barahin. Haha. Because that question would always be followed with the "can I ask you out on a date?" So we would really be devastated when you guys would reject us before we can actually ask you out.
3. If you ever notice us following you around while saying "hi" like 30 or 40 times a day, please don't act like you guys don't have a clue. Especially, when we say probably the most embarrassing thing a guy would say..."Uh, hey, can I bring your stuff?" And, when we go out on a date, please don't give ask us, "ano na ba tayo?" Damn, you're giving us the heebie-jeebies. Calm down, we'll say it in time.
4. By the time you realize that we do like you, please for Pete's sake, wag nyo namang ikuwento lagi ang mg exes nyo. It hurts! (Naks). Unless you talk about him being chased by dogs. For sure, we'd laugh with you. Honest!
5. Just a lil favor. When you see guys with rugged and/or classy good looks, please don't call our attention just to say, "ang cute nya no?" Just 3 words, WE ARE GUYS. Di kami kinikilig dyan sa mga crushes nyo. Haha. And when we give comments like, "my grandpop's cuter than him," you'd be mad. So, WTH right?
6. This one's quite the fox. When we go out, of course we'd be the ones paying, so please be conscious of your diet, so we can be conscious of our pockets. If we go out everyday and you'd notice us buying JUST Chippy and water, please KKB na tayo. Haha. But of course, we're just kidding.
Love,
The
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Last edited by kimiko18 on Sun Jul 26 2009, 19:04; edited 1 time in total
